Grog big jerk. Grog kill mastedon and not let Og have any. Grog still complain that Og smell. Og no smell! Well, Og DO smell but not Og's fault, skunk's fault.
Grog laugh at Og for smelling. Then Grog drink booze and go have threeway. Grog lucky bastard.
Only because Grog can hunt do Grog get laid.
Og want get laid. Women all laugh at Og and say Og stink!
How many times Og have to tell them, it because of skunk. Og sad.
(As depicted in Og's cave drawings)
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